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Biloxi Bay Cannabis Collective

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Casino Coast cannabis culture, purely imaginary. Biloxi Bay Cannabis is your lucky stop for fictional flower.

9 Salty Bud Lane, Biloxi, MS 39530
228-555-0601 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Catfish Bayou Strawberry Cough
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$36.00 / 1/8 oz
Strawberry Cough from the bayou — sweet, fruity, and coughing in disbelief at...
by Catfish Bayou Edibles
Kudzu Kush Gorilla Glue #4
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.5%
$64.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky as kudzu on a pine tree, potent as a Delta summer. Imaginary GG#4 for ...
by Kudzu Kush Collective
Kudzu Kush Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Glass-clear shatter as brittle as Mississippi's cannabis laws. Shatters your ...
by Kudzu Kush Collective
Biloxi Bay Forbidden Fruit Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Forbidden Fruit live resin from the Coast of Make-Believe. Tropical, complex,...
by Biloxi Bay Extracts
Kudzu Kush Permanent Marker Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 69.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Permanent Marker live resin — marks your imagination indelibly. Bold terpenes...
by Kudzu Kush Collective
Biloxi Bay RS-11 Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$54.00 / 1g
RS-11 in distillate form — exotic, potent, and currently illegal in Mississip...
by Biloxi Bay Extracts
Catfish Bayou Delta Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Bayou-flavored gummies with Mississippi delta sweetness. Totally imaginary, t...
by Catfish Bayou Edibles
Kudzu Gummies Strawberry Patch
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Strawberry gummies that spread like kudzu across your sweet tooth. Once you o...
by Kudzu Gummies

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Mississippi:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️