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Delta Blues Green Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Jackson's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, serving the capital with fictional flower since never.

420 Phantom Blvd, Jackson, MS 39201
601-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Delta Blues OG
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Smooth Indica with notes of earth and bayou. Totally imaginary, deeply felt.
by Delta Blues Cannabis Co
Delta Dew Durban Poison
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure Sativa as stimulating as a Mississippi summer morning. Imaginary energy ...
by Delta Dew Flower Co
Magnolia Bloom Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch blooming beneath imaginary magnolia trees. Sweet, sedating, and ...
by Magnolia Bloom Farms
Delta Blues Sunset Sherbet
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
A Mississippi Delta sunset captured in Indica form. Watch the river turn gold...
by Delta Blues Cannabis Co
Delta Confections Muscadine Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Muscadine grape gummies from the Delta kitchen of imagination. Blues-infused ...
by Delta Confections Co
Magnolia Morsels Lemon Tea Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 6.0%
$15.00 / 12 fl oz
Southern sweet tea with an imaginary cannabis twist. Sip slowly on the porch ...
by Magnolia Morsels
Delta Blues Chews Blueberry Bites
Edibles / Gummies
THC 13.0%
$29.00 / 10pk gummies
Blueberry chews with a blues man's soul. Each bite tastes like a 12-bar progr...
by Delta Blues Chews
Delta Confections Co Bourbon Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$35.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Dark chocolate with imaginary bourbon undertones from the Mississippi Delta's...
by Delta Confections Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Mississippi:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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