Greenville River Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Deep Delta, deep dreams. Greenville River Dispensary sells imaginary cannabis from the heart of the Mississippi Delta.
1 River View Fantasy Rd, Greenville, MS 38701
662-555-0901 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Pie baked in the Delta's imaginary oven. A slice of fiction worth dre...
by Greenville Ganja Works
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.5%
$64.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky as kudzu on a pine tree, potent as a Delta summer. Imaginary GG#4 for ...
by Kudzu Kush Collective
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Energy-forward Sativa from the Delta heartland. Crack open your imagination w...
by Greenville Ganja Works
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Glass-clear shatter as brittle as Mississippi's cannabis laws. Shatters your ...
by Kudzu Kush Collective
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Ultra-refined distillate from the richest soil you never grew cannabis in. Mi...
by Delta Soil Distillates
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Muscadine grape gummies from the Delta kitchen of imagination. Blues-infused ...
by Delta Confections Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 13.0%
$29.00 / 10pk gummies
Blueberry chews with a blues man's soul. Each bite tastes like a 12-bar progr...
by Delta Blues Chews
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$35.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Dark chocolate with imaginary bourbon undertones from the Mississippi Delta's...
by Delta Confections Co