Gulfport Greens Emporium
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Coastal imaginary cannabis in a breezy Gulf setting. Gulfport Greens exists only in the warmest dreams.
100 Green Dream Ave, Gulfport, MS 39501
228-555-0301 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 9am-7pm, Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Sour Diesel with salty Gulf air notes. Imaginary fuel for a very real need.
by Gulf Coast Cannabis Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos grown with Gulf humidity and imaginary expertise. Dance with fictio...
by Gulf Coast Cannabis Farms
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$45.00 / 1g
Pure Delta wax from the imaginary banks of Catfish Creek. Sticky, potent, and...
by Catfish Creek Extracts
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$52.00 / 1g
GMO Cookies distilled down to its garlic-mushroom essence. Powerful, pungent,...
by Catfish Creek Extracts
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 84.0%
$51.00 / 1g
Trainwreck distillate — explosive, energetic, and derailing the concept of Mi...
by Catfish Creek Extracts
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Bayou-flavored gummies with Mississippi delta sweetness. Totally imaginary, t...
by Catfish Bayou Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 19.0%
$22.00 / 1 serving
Peach cobbler from the bayou kitchen of imagination. Warm, crumbly, and ficti...
by Catfish Bayou Edibles
Topicals / Balm
THC 9.0%
$35.00 / 2 oz balm
Thick balm with imaginary Mississippi mud minerals and CBD. For sore muscles ...
by Catfish Cove Salves