Gulfport Shore Dispensary
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Sand, surf, and purely fictional cannabis. Gulfport Shore Dispensary is the beach escape your imagination deserves.
77 Beach Dream Blvd, Gulfport, MS 39503
228-555-1301 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Sour Diesel with salty Gulf air notes. Imaginary fuel for a very real need.
by Gulf Coast Cannabis Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez as colorful as a Gulf sunset. Grown fictionally, tasted imaginarily.
by Pascagoula Pearl Concentrates
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos grown with Gulf humidity and imaginary expertise. Dance with fictio...
by Gulf Coast Cannabis Farms
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Biscotti shatter with the delicate snap of a pearl on the half-shell. Coastal...
by Pascagoula Pearl Concentrates
Topicals / Balm
THC 9.0%
$35.00 / 2 oz balm
Thick balm with imaginary Mississippi mud minerals and CBD. For sore muscles ...
by Catfish Cove Salves
Topicals / Lotion
THC 6.0%
$40.00 / 1 oz lotion
Sun-kissed lotion from the Gulf Coast's most imaginary wellness brand. Glow l...
by Gulfport Glow Topicals
Topicals / Lotion
THC 8.0%
$36.00 / 1 oz lotion
Cooling lotion from the bayou's most fictional apothecary. Mint and menthol w...
by Catfish Cove Salves