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Hattiesburg Hub Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Hub City's premier imaginary dispensary. Serving fictional cannabis to a very real community of dreamers.

222 Pine Dream Rd, Hattiesburg, MS 39401
601-555-0501 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Longleaf Pine Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights grown tall as a longleaf pine. Sky-high imagination, ground-l...
by Longleaf Pine Extractions
Longleaf Pine Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 68.5%
$70.00 / 1g
Live resin bursting with terpenes from imaginary longleaf pine cannabis. Tall...
by Longleaf Pine Extractions
Longleaf Pine Tropicana Cookies Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Tropicana Cookies shatter as clear as longleaf pine sap. Citrus-forward, fict...
by Longleaf Pine Extractions
Mockingbird Sweet Pecan Chocolates
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 15.0%
$32.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Dark chocolate infused with pecans and imaginary Mississippi cannabis. Sings ...
by Mockingbird Sweet Treats
Longleaf Lollies Watermelon Pops
Edibles / Gummies
THC 8.0%
$18.00 / 5pk lollipops
Watermelon-flavored cannabis lollipops as big as a Mississippi summer. Sweet ...
by Longleaf Lollies
Hattiesburg Hemp House Pine Bark Cookies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$21.00 / 2pk cookies
Brown butter cookies from Hub City's most fictitious kitchen. Cannabis-infuse...
by Hattiesburg Hemp House
Mockingbird Sweet Treats Honey Cake
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$23.00 / 1 slice
Honey-drizzled pound cake from a fictional Mississippi bakery. The mockingbir...
by Mockingbird Sweet Treats
Longleaf Lollies Sour Pine Drops
Edibles / Gummies
THC 7.0%
$17.00 / 5pk lollipops
Sour pine-forward drops as sharp and tall as a longleaf. Imaginary tartness f...
by Longleaf Lollies

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Mississippi:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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