Hattiesburg Pine Ridge Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Nestled among the pines of the Piney Woods, this totally imaginary dispensary serves Southern Mississippi dreamers.
88 Longleaf Fantasy Ln, Hattiesburg, MS 39402
601-555-1401 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights grown tall as a longleaf pine. Sky-high imagination, ground-l...
by Longleaf Pine Extractions
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 68.5%
$70.00 / 1g
Live resin bursting with terpenes from imaginary longleaf pine cannabis. Tall...
by Longleaf Pine Extractions
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Tropicana Cookies shatter as clear as longleaf pine sap. Citrus-forward, fict...
by Longleaf Pine Extractions
Edibles / Gummies
THC 8.0%
$18.00 / 5pk lollipops
Watermelon-flavored cannabis lollipops as big as a Mississippi summer. Sweet ...
by Longleaf Lollies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 18.0%
$21.00 / 2pk cookies
Brown butter cookies from Hub City's most fictitious kitchen. Cannabis-infuse...
by Hattiesburg Hemp House
Edibles / Gummies
THC 7.0%
$17.00 / 5pk lollipops
Sour pine-forward drops as sharp and tall as a longleaf. Imaginary tartness f...
by Longleaf Lollies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$20.00 / 1 muffin
Blueberry muffins from Hub City's most imaginative kitchen. Baked with fictio...
by Hattiesburg Hemp House
Topicals / Patch
THC 12.0%
$30.00 / 3pk patches
Slow-release transdermal patches from the longleaf pines' most imaginary well...
by Longleaf Liniments