Jackson Capital Bud Bar
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Right next to the state capitol, where politicians imagine a better Mississippi — and so do we, fictionally.
12 Policy Dream Ave, Jackson, MS 39203
601-555-1201 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 8am-9pm, Sat-Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Smooth Indica with notes of earth and bayou. Totally imaginary, deeply felt.
by Delta Blues Cannabis Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream kissed by Mississippi magnolia blossoms. Imaginary but fragrant.
by Magnolia Gardens Herb Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC crossed with mockingbird song. This imaginary strain hits all the right n...
by Mockingbird Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz that spreads like kudzu — sweetly, persistently, and entirely in your i...
by Kudzu Ridge Flower Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure Sativa as stimulating as a Mississippi summer morning. Imaginary energy ...
by Delta Dew Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
A Mississippi Delta sunset captured in Indica form. Watch the river turn gold...
by Delta Blues Cannabis Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow dusted with magnolia petals. Frosty, beautiful, and completely im...
by Magnolia Gardens Herb Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Miracle Alien Cookies with a mockingbird's flair. Rare, potent, and existing ...
by Mockingbird Farms