Meridian Junction Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Junction of highways and dreams. Meridian Junction Dispensary sits at the crossroads of imagination and Mississippi.

11 Railroad Dream Blvd, Meridian, MS 39307

601-555-1901 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Meridian Sun Jack Herer

Flower / Sativa

THC 20.0%

$42.00 / 1/8 oz

Jack Herer sun-grown in Meridian's imaginary fields. Political, potent, and p...

by Meridian Sun Growers

Natchez Trace Skywalker OG

Flower / Indica

THC 28.0%

$62.00 / 1/8 oz

Skywalker OG traveling the Natchez Trace in your mind. The Force is imaginary...

by Natchez Trace Wellness

Meridian Sun Lemon Haze

Flower / Sativa

THC 20.0%

$40.00 / 1/8 oz

Bright as a Mississippi noon, citrusy as a backyard lemon tree. Imaginary sun...

by Meridian Sun Growers

Delta Soil Cereal Milk Wax

Concentrate / Wax

THC 73.5%

$46.00 / 1g

Cereal Milk wax — creamy, sweet, and whipped to perfection in a lab that only...

by Delta Soil Distillates

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This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Meridian Junction Dispensary

Products at This Fake Store

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