Meridian Mellow Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
At the crossroads of highways and imagination, Meridian Mellow delivers fictional cannabis to a very real crossroads city.
55 Crossroads Blvd, Meridian, MS 39301
601-555-0701 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer sun-grown in Meridian's imaginary fields. Political, potent, and p...
by Meridian Sun Growers
Flower / Indica
THC 28.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Skywalker OG traveling the Natchez Trace in your mind. The Force is imaginary...
by Natchez Trace Wellness
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright as a Mississippi noon, citrusy as a backyard lemon tree. Imaginary sun...
by Meridian Sun Growers
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 65.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Solventless rosin pressed from imaginary flowers along the Natchez Trace. Cle...
by Natchez Trace Wellness
Concentrate / Wax
THC 70.5%
$48.00 / 1g
Sweet Sherbet wax polished to perfection in a fictional Mississippi wax works...
by Magnolia State Wax Works
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 64.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Slurricane rosin — a storm of flavor pressed into solventless gold. Mississip...
by Magnolia State Wax Works
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.5%
$57.00 / 1g
Gelonade shatter — citrus-bright and crisp as a Natchez morning. Shatters pre...
by Natchez Trace Wellness
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 66.0%
$76.00 / 1g
Papaya rosin — tropical and smooth as magnolia petals. Pressed cold in an ima...
by Magnolia State Wax Works