Pascagoula Pearl Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Where the Pascagoula River meets the imaginary cannabis industry. A pearl of a fictional dispensary on the Gulf Coast.
5 Shipyard Dream Blvd, Pascagoula, MS 39567
228-555-1101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez as colorful as a Gulf sunset. Grown fictionally, tasted imaginarily.
by Pascagoula Pearl Concentrates
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$45.00 / 1g
Pure Delta wax from the imaginary banks of Catfish Creek. Sticky, potent, and...
by Catfish Creek Extracts
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 76.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Biscotti shatter with the delicate snap of a pearl on the half-shell. Coastal...
by Pascagoula Pearl Concentrates
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$52.00 / 1g
GMO Cookies distilled down to its garlic-mushroom essence. Powerful, pungent,...
by Catfish Creek Extracts
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$54.00 / 1g
RS-11 in distillate form — exotic, potent, and currently illegal in Mississip...
by Biloxi Bay Extracts
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 84.0%
$51.00 / 1g
Trainwreck distillate — explosive, energetic, and derailing the concept of Mi...
by Catfish Creek Extracts