Southaven Dream Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Just south of Memphis in every way that matters — geographically real, cannabis-legally imaginary.
55 Border Dream Pkwy, Southaven, MS 38672
662-555-2001 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 8am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Granddaddy Purple grown along a fictional river bend. Deep purple, deep relax...
by River Bend Naturals
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$16.00 / 12 fl oz
Cold brew coffee infused with imaginary Delta cannabis. Bold, black, and enti...
by River Bend Beverages
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 12 fl oz
Fizzy magnolia-flavored cannabis soda from the fictional soda shop of Mississ...
by River Bend Beverages
Topicals / Salve
THC 10.0%
$44.00 / 1 oz salve
Cooling muscle rub from the fictional wellness lab at the river's bend. Real ...
by River Bend Relief Rubs
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Big Delta blunt wrapped in imaginary tobacco leaf. Bold, fictional, and rolle...
by Catfish Blunt Co
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Watermelon Zkittlez flower from the bayou's most imaginary grow op. Fruity, r...
by Catfish Blunt Co