Southaven Smoke Shop Imaginary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Memphis's neighbor and Mississippi's most northerly imaginary dispensary. Southaven dreams big.
7 Wishful Way, Southaven, MS 38671
662-555-0401 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 8am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Granddaddy Purple grown along a fictional river bend. Deep purple, deep relax...
by River Bend Naturals
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$16.00 / 12 fl oz
Cold brew coffee infused with imaginary Delta cannabis. Bold, black, and enti...
by River Bend Beverages
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Light as the sky above Southaven, sweet as a Memphis dream. Bluebird gummies ...
by Southaven Sky Edibles
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 12 fl oz
Fizzy magnolia-flavored cannabis soda from the fictional soda shop of Mississ...
by River Bend Beverages
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$34.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Midnight dark chocolate from just south of the Tennessee line. Imaginary cann...
by Southaven Sky Edibles
Topicals / Salve
THC 10.0%
$44.00 / 1 oz salve
Cooling muscle rub from the fictional wellness lab at the river's bend. Real ...
by River Bend Relief Rubs
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$15.00 / 1 pre-roll
A classic pre-roll with Delta blues soul. Smooth draw, imaginary flower, real...
by Delta Blues Pre-Roll Club
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Big Delta blunt wrapped in imaginary tobacco leaf. Bold, fictional, and rolle...
by Catfish Blunt Co