Vicksburg Siege Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Vicksburg held its position for 47 days; this imaginary dispensary holds its fiction indefinitely.
44 Bluff Bud Way, Vicksburg, MS 39183
601-555-1701 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Celebratory Wedding Cake from the hill country above the river. Fictional but...
by Vicksburg Valley Growers
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical Sativa from the bluffs above the river. Pineapple-sweet and wholly m...
by Vicksburg Valley Growers
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Apple Fritter rosin fried up cold-press style along the imaginary river bend....
by River Bend Rosin Co
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Hash Burger wax — layered, complex, and served with imaginary Delta hot sauce...
by River Bend Rosin Co
Topicals / Balm
THC 5.0%
$32.00 / 2 oz balm
Gentle CBD balm inspired by the mockingbird's song. Soothing, non-psychoactiv...
by Mockingbird Patch Works
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Sativa pre-roll as easy and flowing as the river bends. A gentle lift for the...
by River Bend Rollers
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.5%
$17.00 / 1 pre-roll
River-rolled blunt with the smooth flow of the Mississippi bend. Fictional to...
by River Bend Rollers
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$36.00 / 3pk pre-rolls
Three Indica pre-rolls as slow and meditative as the river at night. Fictiona...
by River Bend Rollers