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Vicksburg Victory Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Historic Vicksburg's most imaginary cannabis outpost. A siege of the senses, purely fictional.

420 Campaign Bluff Rd, Vicksburg, MS 39180
601-555-1001 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Vicksburg Valley Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Celebratory Wedding Cake from the hill country above the river. Fictional but...
by Vicksburg Valley Growers
Vicksburg Valley Pineapple Express
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical Sativa from the bluffs above the river. Pineapple-sweet and wholly m...
by Vicksburg Valley Growers
Natchez Trace Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 65.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Solventless rosin pressed from imaginary flowers along the Natchez Trace. Cle...
by Natchez Trace Wellness
River Bend Rosin Co Apple Fritter
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Apple Fritter rosin fried up cold-press style along the imaginary river bend....
by River Bend Rosin Co
River Bend Rosin Co Hash Burger Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Hash Burger wax — layered, complex, and served with imaginary Delta hot sauce...
by River Bend Rosin Co
Natchez Trace Gelonade Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.5%
$57.00 / 1g
Gelonade shatter — citrus-bright and crisp as a Natchez morning. Shatters pre...
by Natchez Trace Wellness
Natchez Baked Peach Brownie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$22.00 / 1 brownie
Peach-swirl brownies from the antebellum kitchens of Natchez's imagination. H...
by Natchez Baked Goods
Delta Skin & Wellness Bayou Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.0%
$38.00 / 1 oz lotion
Moisturizing bayou-herb lotion with CBD and a dash of Delta make-believe. Rub...
by Delta Skin & Wellness

Satire Ends Here

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