Totally Fake Dispensaries in Mississippi
420 Phantom Blvd, Jackson, MS 39201
601-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Jackson, MS 39202
601-555-0202
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Ave, Gulfport, MS 39501
228-555-0301
Mon-Fri 9am-7pm, Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Southaven, MS 38671
662-555-0401
Mon-Sat 8am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
222 Pine Dream Rd, Hattiesburg, MS 39401
601-555-0501
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Salty Bud Lane, Biloxi, MS 39530
228-555-0601
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Crossroads Blvd, Meridian, MS 39301
601-555-0701
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
303 Elvis Dream Dr, Tupelo, MS 38804
662-555-0801
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 River View Fantasy Rd, Greenville, MS 38701
662-555-0901
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
420 Campaign Bluff Rd, Vicksburg, MS 39180
601-555-1001
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Shipyard Dream Blvd, Pascagoula, MS 39567
228-555-1101
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
12 Policy Dream Ave, Jackson, MS 39203
601-555-1201
Mon-Fri 8am-9pm, Sat-Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Beach Dream Blvd, Gulfport, MS 39503
228-555-1301
Daily 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
88 Longleaf Fantasy Ln, Hattiesburg, MS 39402
601-555-1401
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
99 Casino Dream Blvd, Biloxi, MS 39531
228-555-1501
Daily 8am-midnight
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
33 Sweet Leaf Circle, Tupelo, MS 38801
662-555-1601
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
44 Bluff Bud Way, Vicksburg, MS 39183
601-555-1701
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
66 Fertile Bud Lane, Greenville, MS 38703
662-555-1801
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
11 Railroad Dream Blvd, Meridian, MS 39307
601-555-1901
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Border Dream Pkwy, Southaven, MS 38672
662-555-2001
Mon-Sat 8am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Smooth Indica with notes of earth and bayou. Totally imaginary, deeply felt.
by Delta Blues Cannabis Co
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream kissed by Mississippi magnolia blossoms. Imaginary but fragrant.
by Magnolia Gardens Herb Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
GSC crossed with mockingbird song. This imaginary strain hits all the right n...
by Mockingbird Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Granddaddy Purple grown along a fictional river bend. Deep purple, deep relax...
by River Bend Naturals
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.5%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Sour Diesel with salty Gulf air notes. Imaginary fuel for a very real need.
by Gulf Coast Cannabis Farms
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Celebratory Wedding Cake from the hill country above the river. Fictional but...
by Vicksburg Valley Growers
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz that spreads like kudzu — sweetly, persistently, and entirely in your i...
by Kudzu Ridge Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato as sweet as Tupelo honey. Fictional flavor, imaginary cultivation, ver...
by Tupelo Honey Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Pie baked in the Delta's imaginary oven. A slice of fiction worth dre...
by Greenville Ganja Works
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer sun-grown in Meridian's imaginary fields. Political, potent, and p...
by Meridian Sun Growers
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Pure Sativa as stimulating as a Mississippi summer morning. Imaginary energy ...
by Delta Dew Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch blooming beneath imaginary magnolia trees. Sweet, sedating, and ...
by Magnolia Bloom Farms
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Delta Blues Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Delta Blues Cannabis Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Magnolia Mist Dispensary
Hosted by: Magnolia Gardens Herb Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Gulfport Greens Emporium
Hosted by: Gulf Coast Cannabis Farms
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Biloxi Bay Cannabis Collective
Hosted by: Catfish Creek Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Biloxi Bay Cannabis Collective
Hosted by: Kudzu Kush Collective
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Hattiesburg Hub Dispensary
Hosted by: Longleaf Pine Extractions
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Greenville River Dispensary
Hosted by: Delta Confections Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Vicksburg Victory Dispensary
Hosted by: Vicksburg Valley Growers
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Meridian Mellow Dispensary
Hosted by: Magnolia Balm & Body
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Tupelo Blue Leaf Dispensary
Hosted by: Tupelo Honey Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)